alright here we go heres my rp

[Shoolie]

heres my rp anyone feel free to jump in and reply

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a college student with no life sits in his room and watches nerdy trash cartoons about superheroes and demons and furries n shit
"why oh why is there no one to make-believe my own group of superheroes with?!" he cried

[Mona Tavon]

"Because, superheros would honestly bring more bad than good to this planet." The boys sister replied leaning against his door frame. "Seriously could you imagine the insurance costs?!"

[Shoolie]

"Shut up sis nobody cares what you think superheros are cool okay" the boy cried majestically over his wasted tuition dollars
"WHY CANT KING SHREK JUST TAKE ME AWAY TO HIS SWAMP ALREADY!!!!!??!?" he said calmly

[Saeben]

"Boi, superpowers would be rad but like lets be real here we'd all get like stupid redundant powers like being able to sharpen toothpicks perfectly every time, or the ability to know the perfect combination of colour shoelaces for each shoe type." Said the boy on the fire escape that wasn't there five seconds ago.
"Also would that mean Shrek be your daddy."

[Mona Tavon]

Still standing at the door frame, his sister was standing with her mouth open and eyes blank. "What, the fuck does SHREK have to do with any of this?" she asked with an exasperated sigh.

[Shoolie]

The boy, dressed suddenly in full clown attire, bursts through teh wall like kool-aid man.
"Shrek..... is dead." the boy cries, filling up the fire escape with his tears, drowning all the lizard-people, who had been living there peacefully for 70045 years, now obliterated.

"Anyone want to go for shwarma? "

[Mona Tavon]

"WHAT THE FUCK"