Carmen - Advanced Character Shit

[Carmen]

GENERAL INFO

Name origin:

- I named my sweet ass self


Nickname, if any:

- Carmen


Does she like the nickname?:

- If I didn't, I wouldn't have chosen it, would I?


Birth date:

- The day I was bloody and naked and no one judged me for it


Place of birth:

- Germany


Ethnic background:

- Fucking German?


Religion:

- Go fuck yourself

Degree of religious practice (e.g. orthodox, casual, lapsed):

- Will shove bible up your ass if you shove Jesus down my throat


Does she live with anyone?:

- the super bitches

Current occupation

- temp, multiple fast food places
- get's fired/new jobs every month or so


Income level:

- Minimum wage


Education:

- High school dropout


Does she drive? What kind of car does she own, if any?

- I drive, a hummer


(Make, model, color, age, etc.):

- Black H3


Sexuality

- Pansexual


Marital status:

- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


List any significant previous romantic partners:

- Don't really like to get romantically involved
- Hit it and quit it
- Tap dat and scrap dat
- Nail and bail
- Pounce and bounce
- yeah

For current spouse/partner, what does the character call her (pet names, nicknames, etc.)?:

- stop


How did they meet?:

- STOP


Any children (include names, ages, other parent if different from current partner)? / Describe relationship with each child (if any):

- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK THAT

APPEARANCE

Height:

- 5'7"

Weight:

- The last person who asked me that burned to death

What is her body type (skinny, slim, athletic, curvy, overweight, muscular, etc.)? :

- Woman type

Eye color?:

- Blue/grey

Does she use glasses? Contacts? Hearing aid?:

- nope


Skin tone (pale, ivory, ruddy, tan, olive, brown, black, etc.):

- a majestic printer paper white

Face shape (round, oval, chubby, thin, long, square, heart-shaped, etc.)?:

- Round 


Whom does she most look like (e.g. famous person or relative)?:

- Ozzy


General health (good, excellent, poor...)?:

- Good enough

Any chronic conditions?:

- I have this chronic pain in my ass and it's my dumb fuck therapist


Any current health problems?:

- Mental health


How does she dress (mark as many as appropriate):

- Casual, band t-shirts and jackets, leggings


Does she dress to be noticed? Why?

- I dress like my fucking self what do you want from me

Any special jewelry?:

- no.

If so, why is it special?:

- It's not fucking special because I don't have none

Other accessories:

- I don't walk around naked ok consider yourself lucky for that alone I don;t need no damn accessories

Grooming:

- I wash my damn self if that's what you mean

Hairstyle:

- It's blonde, it's long, and it's hair-ish

Natural hair texture:

- soft, but not particularly kept perfectly

Natural hair color:

- Blonde



SPEECH AND LANGUAGE/ COMMUNICATION

Pace (does she talk fast, average, slow?):

- Depends on mood

Accent or dialect, if any:

- no accent, has lived in the country long enough to not have German accent anymore

Voice tone:

- Woman?

Any favorite/habitual words/phrases or curse words?:

- LOL I'll be here all day buddy

Describe general vocabulary or speech pattern (e.g. educated, precise, pretentious, average, childish, uneducated, vulgar…):

- vulgar

Mannerisms/demeanor?:

- Anger issues
- Moody 
- Has a sensitive side

Typical posture:

- Depends on mood

Gestures:

- I'll give you a gesture 

EVERYDAY BEHAVIOR



Morning Routine:

- If I'm awake in the morning, I get out of bed.


Afternoon/Workday:

- Go to work and try not to kill myself

Does she stop for lunch? Where?:

- I will eat what is food.


Does she eat at home or go out a lot? If the latter, what is/are her favorite restaurant(s)? At home, who prepares the meal? Who does she eat it with? What does it typically consist of? What goes on during dinner -- tv, conversation, fighting, reading, etc? Who cleans up?:

- I only eat at home if Mona is cooking something other than birdseed

What is she particularly unskilled at?:

- Climbing
- Parkour
- Not really a "people person"

Any hobbies (sports, arts, collecting, gaming, etc.):

- I like me some classic rock and collecting vinyl

PAST

Home town (if different from current home):

- Somewhere in Germany

Was her childhood happy? Troubled? Dull? (And does the character remember it accurately?):

- Troubled

RELATIONSHIP WITH OTHERS



Who, if anyone, is her best or closest friend?:

- Lone wolf

Friends?:

- Mona


Past spouse/lovers?:

- Lots

Own children, if any?:

- LOL

Other family members:

- none

The opposite sex?:

- I like it?

Children in general?:

- Spawns of hell

Others who are more successful?:

- It's alright I could burn them if I wanted to

Others who are less successful?:

- They'll get there

Boss (if any)?:

- There have been many and I can't remember what this one's name is to be completely honest

Underlings at work?:

- I don't like anyone at work

Competitors?:

- will kick their ass

Authority (police, IRS, politicians, attorneys, doctors, etc.)?:

- incompetent


Anyone who challenges her?:

- will kick your ass

Anyone who angers her?:

- will get angrier, then kick your ass

Anyone who asks for help?:

- Is willing to help and actively fix the problem depending on what it is

What do most people consider likeable about her?:

- Her boldness

What do most people consider her biggest flaw?:

- No control

Any secret attractions? If so, does the other person know it? Has there been any actual romantic/sexual activity?:

- Not at the moment

In romantic relationships, is she generally monogamous or uncommitted? (If the latter, is she honest w/ partners?):

- uncommitted